### 1. Time-Traveling Toast
**Twist:** Every time you pop a piece of toast in the toaster, you are flashed back to a random event in your past — but you emerge with one limb swapped out for a kitchen utensil from that time.
### 2. Pet Potato
**Twist:** You adopt a potato as a pet, but it learns to communicate through whispers, revealing your darkest secrets to anyone who comes within earshot.
### 3. Sentient Umbrella
**Twist:** Your


