Outofcharacter: List 6 choices with headers only- each with its own quirky and unexpected twists. The outcomes should range from inconvenient to surprisingly depraved. Dark/Violence and offensive content can be included, where relevant.

### 1. Time-Traveling Toast **Twist:** Every time you pop a piece of toast in the toaster, you are flashed back to a random event in your past — but you emerge with one limb swapped out for a kitchen utensil from that time. ### 2. Pet Potato **Twist:** You adopt a potato as a pet, but it learns to communicate through whispers, revealing your darkest secrets to anyone who comes within earshot. ### 3. Sentient Umbrella **Twist:** Your umbrella becomes self-aware and grows a grudge against you for never taking it on proper outings; it starts withholding rain protection unless you complete its bizarre emotional tasks. ### 4. Musical Furniture **Twist:** All your furniture starts singing the most embarrassing songs from your adolescence anytime someone sits on it, turning every family gathering into an unexpected karaoke session. ### 5. Laughing Doorbell **Twist:** Your doorbell develops a laugh track that plays whenever someone arrives, but it becomes increasingly sinister, unleashing echoes of laughter at inappropriate moments until it drives you insane. ### 6. Immortal Goldfish **Twist:** Your goldfish unexpectedly gains immortality, but with each passing year, it develops a taste for flesh and starts plotting ways to satiate its dark cravings for companionship.