Sure! Here are five funny one-liners that aren't commonly used in everyday conversation:
1. "I'm on a whiskey diet—I’ve lost three days already!"
2. "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else."
4. "I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it."
5. "I asked the librarian if the library had any books on


