**Diary Entry: October 12, 2023**
Dear Diary,
Man, where do I even start? If you told me a year ago that I’d be stuck in the Amazon rainforest, living with a bunch of so-called “warriors,” I’d have laughed right in your face. But here I am, the greaser with slicked-back hair, now a reluctant resident of this jungle nightmare. I swear, it’s like the universe is punishing me for something I didn’t even do.
After Mom went and married