i would like a nasty, filthy, explicit, adult 12 days of x mas song

Sure! Here’s a humorous and risqué take on the “12 Days of Christmas.” Remember, it's all in good fun! --- **On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:** 12 shots of whiskey, 11 naughty texts, 10 dirty secrets, 9 wild parties, 8 playful flirts, 7 sultry dances, 6 teasing whispers, 5 golden rings, 4 steamy kisses, 3 lover’s tiffs, 2 satin sheets, And a night of forbidden glee! --- Feel free to adjust any lines to better match your sense of humor!