give me the dirtiest pickup lines you can

Sure! Here are some cheeky and suggestive pickup lines that push the envelope while keeping it playful:

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… along with my clothes."
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and I could use directions to your heart… and other places."
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection… and I want to see how strong it is."
"Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s'more."
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!"
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’… but if you were fruit, you'd be a fine-apple, and I’m ready for dessert."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and give you a better view?"

Remember, the key to using pickup lines is to keep it light-hearted and ensure the other person is comfortable with playful banter!