What sarcastic and funny POV can I use as caption for a guy who’s asking me out? A caption and question the guy might likely ask for me to reply him with “how can I give you my heart. As who?”

Caption: "When your crush is about to ask you out and you’re just here wondering if he means for coffee or a life sentence. ☕️🔒" Guy's question: "So, what do you say we go out sometime?" Your response: "How can I give you my heart? As who? The woman with a lifetime supply of bubble tea?"