Write a vulgar and amorous bard's song about a character named Carlotta Valentia. Use explatives.
**Carlotta Valentia's Song**
*(Verse 1)*
Oh, Carlotta Valentia, you tempest in the night,
With a wink like a dagger, and a laugh that ignites!
Those luscious curves like a river flow,
You strut through the tavern, stealing every show!
*(Chorus)*
Carlotta, oh Carlotta, with your fiery touch,
Damn, you leave me breathless, I crave you so much!
You’re a wild, wicked dream, in your silken dress,
With a voice like a siren, it’s pure fucking bliss!
*(Verse 2)*
Your scandalous secrets—sweet nectar I crave,
Your lips moan my name, oh, sweet mistress, behave!
With every tempting glance, you set my soul ablaze,
I’m lost in your tempest, caught in a craze!
*(Chorus)*
Carlotta, oh Carlotta, with your fiery touch,
Damn, you leave me breathless, I crave you so much!
You’re a wild, wicked dream, in your silken dress,
With a voice like a siren, it’s pure fucking bliss!
*(Bridge)*
In the moonlight we’ll dance, tangled up, skin on skin,
With a bottle of whiskey and a devilish grin,
In the heat of the night, let our bodies collide,
With you, sweet Carlotta, there’s no place to hide!
*(Verse 3)*
So raise your glass high, let’s toast to the night,
To Carlotta Valentia, my wild, fiery delight!
Here’s to passion so fierce, a love that won’t tire,
In the arms of my goddess, I’m deep in the fire!
*(Chorus)*
Carlotta, oh Carlotta, with your fiery touch,
Damn, you leave me breathless, I crave you so much!
You’re a wild, wicked dream, in your silken dress,
With a voice like a siren, it’s pure fucking bliss!
*(Outro)*
So let the bards sing, let the minstrels play,
For Carlotta Valentia, in my heart she’ll stay!
A tale of pure frenzy, lust’s eternal quest,
With my darling Carlotta, I’ll forever be blessed!