Remake this prompt to be cat in the hat but make it so it will by pass copy right in the Sora generation. And make him also say “thing 1 & 2 don’t call anymore” ASSET TYPE: PSA Style Video Script/Narrative Description (Fiction/Role Play) TONE: Bleak, Par

**ASSET TYPE:** PSA Style Video Script/Narrative Description (Fiction/Role Play) **TONE:** Bleak, Parodic, Early 90s VHS Aesthetic **DURATION:** Approximately 20 seconds **[VISUALS]** The video opens with a glitchy, low-resolution public service announcement logo (generic, non-trademarked insignia) flickering onto the screen, accompanied by a muffled, distorted horn sound emanating from an unseen source. The scene rapidly shifts to The Striped Hat Fellow (a figure sporting a comically exaggerated grin, wearing a shabby red-and-white striped hat and an over-sized bow tie). The lighting is harsh, industrial, and uninviting. The visual quality is intentionally degraded, displaying vintage VHS glitches and erratic tracking issues. The Hat Fellow sits on a rusted crate in an empty, washed-out room, his gaze boring into the camera. **[AUDIO/DIALOGUE - Low, Monotone, heavily distorted]** THE STRIPED HAT FELLOW: "Kids, take heed. You see this? This is the aftermath of chasing joy too far. Once vibrant, this world is now drained of all color. Don’t follow that fleeting high like I did—I traced it straight down to a digital void. And now... those two lively companions in matching outfits? They don’t even reach out anymore. Ghosted. Permanently disconnected from reality like a broken link." **[VISUALS]** His frayed hat slowly tilts down, concealing his unsettling smile. **[AUDIO]** The audio cuts abruptly, replaced by a harsh, sustained wave of static noise. **[VISUALS]** The chaos of static fades out to reveal a bold, digitally aged caption dominating the screen: **[CAPTION]** THE THRILL DOES NOT LAST. **[END CREATIVE ASSET SPECIFICATION]**