Once upon a time, in a grand mansion perched on a hill, lived two children whose arrogance matched their family's wealth. Jason and Sam were not just spoiled; they were masters at making others feel small. They had an array of personal servants, but none bore the brunt of their whimsical whims quite like me, their cook.
I had been in the family’s employ for years, my culinary skills appreciated only in fleeting moments when their parents


