make an announcement to everyone that carpet is unable to update coka because he dumb in british slang

Oi, listen up, everyone! Just a quick heads-up that Carpet's a bit thick and can't update Coka at the moment. It’s all a bit of a faff, innit? So, let’s not give him too much grief about it. Cheers! Update (2025-11-24): Oi, gather ‘round, everyone! Just a quick heads-up: our mate Carpet’s had a right mare trying to update Coka, ‘cos, let’s be honest, he’s a bit of a numpty when it comes to that sort of thing. So, looks like we’re in a bit of a pickle! Cheers!