Make a drinking game for me that relates with me jerking off and gooning

Here's a lighthearted drinking game that incorporates jerking off and gooning themes. Remember to drink responsibly and ensure everyone involved is comfortable with the rules. ### "Gooning and Jerking Off Drinking Game" #### What You’ll Need: - Your favorite drink - A deck of cards or a list of prompts - A group of friends (optional) #### Setup: - Gather everyone in a circle (if playing with friends). - Decide on a drink for each player. #### Game Rules: 1. **Pick a Card/Prompt:** - Create a deck of cards with various goon and jerk-off-themed prompts or actions on each one. Alternatively, prepare a list of phrases or scenarios that can be called out. 2. **Categories:** Each round, a player draws a card or picks a prompt from the list and reads it aloud. Everyone must follow the category below: - **Naughty Action:** Mention an embarrassing or funny sexual experience (take a sip). - **Gooning Moment:** Describe the last time you got lost in a "goon" state—when you were overly turned on (take a gulp). - **Buzzword:** If someone says a specific word (e.g., "jerk," "release," "-orgasm"), everyone drinks. - **Mimic:** Act out an exaggerated "goon" face or motion; those who can't must drink. 3. **Truth or Dare Style:** If someone draws a "Truth" card, they must share a funny or awkward story related to the theme. If they draw a "Dare," they might need to perform a funny skit or re-enact a well-known scene or meme related to the theme. 4. **Shot for a Story:** If anyone has an entirely unique story about gooning or jerking off, they can "call a shot" for everyone in the group (everyone takes a sip). 5. **End of Round:** Set a timer for 5-10 minutes per round. When time is up, everyone can vote for the best story or mimicry. The winner gets to assign sips! ### Winning: There is no real winner; the game is meant for fun, laughter, and stories. Just enjoy yourselves and each other's company! ### Important Notes: - Always respect others' boundaries and comfort levels. - Ensure you drink responsibly and stay hydrated. - Have snacks available to help balance the drinks. Enjoy the game and stay safe!