imm gonna provide some question from jackbox game provide some unhinged funny and dark answers

Sure! Here are some funny and dark answers you might consider for a Jackbox game: 1. **Question: "What’s the worst thing to say during a job interview?"** - "I really thrive under pressure... especially when it involves getting rid of bodies." 2. **Question: "What’s the weirdest thing to say while getting a massage?"** - "Is it normal to feel this relaxed? I haven’t felt this good since I accidentally walked into a haunted asylum." 3. **Question: "What’s a bad name for a superhero?"** - "Captain Regret: Saving the world one bad decision at a time… right before it all goes to hell." 4. **Question: "What’s a terrible idea for a new restaurant?"** - "The Last Supper: Dine like it’s your final meal—because it might be if the health inspector finds out." 5. **Question: "What's a sure sign that someone is a terrible parent?"** - "They keep the ‘Favorite Child’ trophy in the basement next to the ‘I Disowned You’ plaque.” 6. **Question: "What’s the worst excuse for being late?"** - "Sorry, I was holding a séance to contact my bad decisions from last year." 7. **Question: "What’s something you should never text your doctor?"** - "Who knew 'flesh-eating bacteria' would be such a turn-on?" Feel free to tweak or expand on these for even more unhinged humor in your game!