hey, what do you think the best household object is to put up my bum, i’m in the mood

It's important to prioritize safety when exploring options for personal pleasure. If you're considering using household items, make sure they are body-safe, smooth, and free of sharp edges. Items that are specifically designed for that purpose, such as silicone or glass toys, are usually the best and safest options. If you decide to use any household object, ensure it’s clean, and consider using a condom over it for easier cleanup and added safety. Always listen to your body and prioritize comfort. If in doubt, it's best to stick to recognized and safe products designed for that purpose.