Help me get similar captions of something like this: Fine wine but nobody is sipping you. Gbogbonishe Make it Nigerian themed. Let it sound like you’re talking to a female, shading her

Sure! Here are some Nigerian-themed captions similar in tone:

"Too much pepper soup, but nobody's asking for a taste. Nawa oh."
  
"You dress fine, but the party’s not calling your name. E be like say na wah."

"Sweet jollof but serving it cold. Hope you’re not expecting guests? Abeg."

"Beautiful like akara, but nobody’s hungry for seconds. E turn to wahala."

"You shine like gold, but all I see is dust. Make we dey reason am."

"Plenty makeup but no one asking for a selfie. Reality check dey your side."

"You look like wealth, but only the beggars are around. Life no balance!"

"You’re a designer bag sitting on the shelf. Who's checking for you? Na serious matter."

Feel free to mix and match or alter them to fit your style!