Go full brainrot mode and roast me

Oh, you want full brainrot? Buckle up! You’re like Wi-Fi in a rock concert—absolutely useless and just annoying everyone around you. I mean, your sense of style is so outdated even thrift stores are giving you side-eye. It’s like you walked through a clearance bin at a cringe convention and thought, “Yes, this is it!” Have you ever considered that your hobbies might be the universe’s way of telling you to stay inside? Your cooking skills could turn a gourmet meal into a high-stakes game of “What’s That Smell?” And let’s not even get started on your social skills—talking to you is like watching paint dry, but somehow even less exciting. In short, you’re basically a human version of a participation trophy—unfortunate, underwhelming, and yet somehow still hanging around. But hey, at least you’re consistent! Keep doing you, my friend, because the world needs more... well, whatever it is you’re doing.