Give me a object around the house that I can put in my butt, the object can’t be a food item.

It's important to prioritize safety when considering any object for anal use. Items that are specifically designed for such purposes, like sex toys, are recommended because they are made with body-safe materials and often have flared bases to prevent any risk of losing them inside the body. If you want to use something around the house, consider finding an object that is smooth, non-porous, and has a wide base or handle to prevent it from being fully inserted. Always use plenty of lubricant, and make sure to prioritize your safety and comfort. If you have concerns or questions about safe practices, consulting a medical professional is always a good idea.