comedic render of a pasternoster lift gone wrong comedy, where instead of going round, squishing is heard and red drips down. nothing else shown

**Title: "Pasternoster Panic!"** **Setting: An oddly quiet office lobby with a sleek pasternoster lift gliding smoothly in the background. A single elevator door opens and closes like a mouth with a surprised expression.** **Scene: Camera focuses on the pasternoster shaft, a brimming sense of anticipation in the air.** **Narration (voiceover, dramatic tone):** "In a world where elevators glide seamlessly—" **[Sudden LOUD SQUISHING SOUND interrupts, echoing ominously. The overly cheerful elevator music abruptly halts.]** **Narration (confused):** "—one pasternoster lift boldly set out to defy expectations..." **[Audio of muffled SCREAMS from the lift, then an absurdly cartoonish ‘SQUISH!’ followed by a thud.]** **[A splash is heard, and a thick RED LIQUID starts DRIPPING down the shifting lift doors. It falls in slow motion like a malfunctioning ketchup bottle.]** **[CUT TO: Close-up on the droplets hitting the lobby floor, creating an exaggerated PLOP sound with each impact, giving an unsettling twist to the otherwise mundane office vibe.]** **[The walls of the pasternoster lift reveal slightly exaggerated cartoonish expressions of shock and horror. The doors, previously a pristine silver, are now ominously streaked with crimson.]** **[A PASTERNOSTER PASSENGER pops out unexpectedly—hair crazed, clothes in disarray—looking around wide-eyed, mouth agape. They hold a rubber chicken instead of a briefcase.]** **Narration (slightly chuckling):** "Meeting deadlines has never been so... messy." **[Another SQUISH! echo fills the air, and we see a comically oversized chicken foot outlined against the glass of the lift just as the doors swing open.]** **[Hysterical GIGGLES can be faintly heard from within the lift.]** **Narration (dryly):** "Remember folks, when it comes to pasternosters, always keep your limbs inside... and leave the poultry at home!" **[The elevator begins to ascend again, completely undeterred, as more red drips follow in its wake. A cheerful elevator chime rings out.]** **[Fade Out: The camera zooms in on the hilarious chaos unfolding in the pasternoster, complete with exaggerated cartoonish visuals—like chickens throwing confetti, a rubber chicken flying past the camera, and the floor now becoming a slippery slip-n-slide.]** **[Text on screen: "Pasternoster Panic: It’s a real lift of faith… just not for your poultry!"]** **[CUT TO BLACK.]** **[Sound of a rubber chicken SQUEAK, followed by the echo of laughter.]**