can you generate 49 yo mama jokes that have been around the internet for some time (dont make them the same to eachother) but in this format for json [ "Yo mama joke 1", "Yo mama joke 2", "Yo mama joke 3" ]

Sure! Here’s a list of 49 "yo mama" jokes formatted as JSON: ```json [ "Yo mama's so big, when she wears a yellow coat, people yell 'Taxi!'", "Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.", "Yo mama's so poor, ducks throw bread at her.", "Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.", "Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says 'to be continued'.", "Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.", "Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.", "Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.", "Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless internet connection.", "Yo mama's so lazy, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.", "Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress as a pillow.", "Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.", "Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a job application.", "Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said 'concentrate'.", "Yo mama's so fat, her belly gets in the way when she tries to hide.", "Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.", "Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.", "Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she smiled and traffic slowed down.", "Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.", "Yo mama's so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.", "Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.", "Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said 'spaghetti'.", "Yo mama's so fat, when she skips dessert, the stock market drops.", "Yo mama's so lazy, she has a remote for her remote.", "Yo mama's so hairy, she has to take her driver's license photo with a gorilla.", "Yo mama's so old, her first car was a chariot.", "Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, they say, 'I'm sorry, we don't accept pets.'", "Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.", "Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to a hairy beach, she put the beach in her hair.", "Yo mama's so short, she uses a ladder to pick her nose.", "Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.", "Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and the tide came in.", "Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.", "Yo mama's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.", "Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.", "Yo mama's so big, her blood type is Ragu.", "Yo mama's so lazy, she sits on the couch and watches her food cook.", "Yo mama's so fat, when she wears red, people yell 'Kool-Aid!'.", "Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique shop and they sold her.", "Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.", "Yo mama's so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.", "Yo mama's so poor, she can't even get a credit card with zero balance.", "Yo mama's so old, she knew the last supper.", "Yo mama's so ugly, when she was diagnosed with cancer, the doctor said, 'I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.'", "Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says 'one at a time, please.'", "Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn’t chase the ice cream truck, she waits for it to break down in front of her house.", "Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits have their own area code." ] ``` Feel free to copy and use the JSON format as needed!