spanking birthday card poem

Here's a playful birthday card poem with a cheeky "spanking" theme: --- 🎉 **Birthday Spankin' Wish** 🎉 On this special day, let’s have some fun, Another year older, but you’re still number one! With cake and laughter, let the good times roll, But wait—there’s more, let’s spice up your soul! For each year you’ve conquered, we’ll give you a swat, Just a playful reminder of the wisdom you’ve got! So bend over, my friend, it’s all in good cheer, With each little “spank,” we’ll toast to your year! May your day be filled with joy, love, and glee, Embrace every moment, just let yourself be! Here’s to adventures, may they never lack, Happy Birthday to you—give yourself a smack! --- Feel free to tweak it to suit the birthday person's sense of humor!