Sure! Here are some light-hearted roasts for you:
1. "You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room."
2. "I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
3. "You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day."
4. "You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
5. "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
6. "You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think 'Not now.'"
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