If I were pretending not to like Pikachu, I might come up with some playful, teasing names like:
1. **Squeaky Shock Rodent**
2. **Thunder Dork**
3. **Zap Fuzzball**
4. **Cheesy Mouse**
5. **Static Nuisance**
6. **Puffball Pester**
7. **Electro Ditz**
8. **Sparkly Pest**
9. **Fluff Failure**
10. **Naptime Nuisance**
Of course, these names are all in good fun! Pikachu has plenty of fans who love it!


