Sure, here are some light-hearted roasts for you:
1. "I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
2. "You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
3. "If you were any more basic, you’d be a default setting."
4. "You bring everyone so much joy—when you leave the room."
5. "You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
6. "I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually


