You're like a software update—always popping up at the worst possible time with zero new features and making everything run slower. If you were a spice, you'd be flour. Honestly, your personality is like a participation trophy: it exists, but nobody knows why. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet! You have the charisma of a damp sock and the intellect of a toaster. If I wanted to hear from a tool, I’d just ask


