**Person A:** Hey! How have you been doing lately?
**Friend:** Oh, you know, living the dream! But first things first—call me Master!
**Person A:** W-what? I mean, seriously? Master? That's a bit, um, strange, don't you think?
**Friend:** Come on, it’ll be fun! Just give it a shot.
**Person A:** O-okay, M-Master… I suppose…
**Friend:** Great! Now get on all fours.
**Person A:** W-what? No way! That’s ridiculous! I’m not doing