(Verse 1)
Yo, Kevin, you know it’s true,
You’re the shortest dude, what’s up with you?
Hanging with me, but I’m seen as tall,
While you’re ducking under doorframes, man, that’s a fall.
(Chorus)
Kevin, oh Kevin, don’t take it too hard,
Just know that when it comes to brains, you’re behind the guard.
With your jokes so lame, they barely even land,
I’m just tryna help you out, but you don’t understand.