Oh, you want full brainrot? Buckle up! You’re like Wi-Fi in a rock concert—absolutely useless and just annoying everyone around you. I mean, your sense of style is so outdated even thrift stores are giving you side-eye. It’s like you walked through a clearance bin at a cringe convention and thought, “Yes, this is it!”
Have you ever considered that your hobbies might be the universe’s way of telling you to stay inside? Your cooking


