make a woman not be able to stop farting as she's teaching the class and make her super pregnant

Once upon a time in a bright, bustling classroom filled with eager young minds, a dedicated teacher named Mrs. Thompson was gearing up for her much-anticipated lesson on the solar system. As she stood in front of the whiteboard, her round belly—evidence of her nearing due date—swelled against her maternity dress. She knew that today would be special; her excitement was palpable. However, what Mrs. Thompson had not anticipated was the dinner she had enjoyed the night before. A hearty meal of beans, broccoli, and a touch too much soda had left her feeling a bit bloated, but her enthusiasm for teaching overshadowed any discomfort she felt. As she began explaining the intricacies of planets and stars to her class, she felt the first rumble in her stomach. Dismissing it as a minor distraction, she carried on, pointing at colorful diagrams while students' eyes sparkled with wonder. But then it happened—an unmistakable sound escaped her, a soft but distinct queefing noise. The classroom erupted in giggles. Mrs. Thompson blushed, but she couldn’t let a little flatulence derail her lesson. She chuckled along with her students, trying to maintain her composure. "It seems like even the planets have a way of surprising us!" she joked, attempting to steer the lesson back on track. Yet, as the minutes passed, the situation only escalated. Each time she bent down to adjust a poster or to write on the board, another embarrassing sound would rip through the air—a succession of toots that only seemed louder in the silence of the classroom. The children were in stitches, laughter ringing off the walls, and even Mrs. Thompson couldn't help but join in. "Alright, class, let's try to focus on Jupiter—" she began, but before she could finish, an almost comedic trumpet of flatulence punctuated her sentence. The room erupted into chaos as students howled with laughter, some falling out of their chairs, while others shouted, "Mrs. Thompson, your belly wants to teach, too!" With a gigantic smile, and feeling both mortified and amused, Mrs. Thompson decided to embrace the hilarity of the moment. "It looks like the universe has its own way of teaching lessons!" she declared, her laughter infectious. "Just remember, laughter is the best way to learn!" The lesson turned into a whimsical discussion about the science of gases, with students eagerly raising their hands, linking it to what was happening in front of them. Every toot became a point of discussion, and even questions about how animals communicate and the science of digestion found their way into the mix. By the end of the class, despite the initial embarrassment, Mrs. Thompson had transformed a potentially awkward situation into one filled with joy and learning. She realized that even in the midst of uncontrollable flatulence and her imminent motherhood, the bond she shared with her students grew stronger, and laughter truly was the best teacher of all.